The H1N1 Flu (Actual) Pandemic of Aught-Nine: Day 9–Just the Facts, I Swear

I am finally balancing my checkbook, so I am serious. Just the facts, Friend:

The CDC Update on US Cases of H1N1 Flu:
May 3, 2009, 11:00 AM EDT
Alabama: 1 person (new!)
Arizona: 18 people (+14)
California: 26 people (+2)
Colorado: 4 people (+2)
Connecticut: 2 person (+1)
Delaware: 10 people (+6)
Florida: 3 people (+1)
Illinois: 3 people
Indiana: 3 people
Iowa: 1 person (new!)
Kansas: 2 people
Kentucky: 1 person
Massachusetts: 7 people (+1)
Michigan: 2 people
Minnesota: 1 person (new!)
Missouri: 1 person (new!)
Nebraska: 1 person again (+1 from yesterday)
Nevada: 1 person
New Hampshire: 1 person (new!)
New Jersey: 7 people (new!)
New Mexico: 1 person (new!)
New York: 63 people (+12)
Ohio: 3 people (+2)
Rhode Island: 1 person (new!)
South Carolina: 15 (+2)
Tennessee: 1 person (new!)
Texas: 40 people (+12), 1 death
Utah: 1 person (new!)
Virginia: 3 people (+1)
Wisconsin: 3 people (new!)

The WHO is up to its twelfth update, so I’ve missed one overnight. Sorry.

As of 1600 GMT, 3 May 2009, 18 countries have officially reported 898 cases of influenza A(H1N1) infection.

Mexico has reported 506 confirmed human cases of infection, including 19 deaths. The higher number of cases from Mexico in the past 48 hours reflects ongoing testing of previously collected specimens. The United States Government has reported 226 laboratory confirmed human cases, including one death.

The following countries have reported laboratory confirmed cases with no deaths – Austria (1), Canada (85), China, Hong Kong Special Administrative Region (1), Costa Rica (1), Denmark (1), France (2), Germany (8), Ireland (1), Israel (3), Italy (1), Netherlands (1), New Zealand (4), Republic of Korea (1), Spain (40), Switzerland (1) and the United Kingdom (15).

Also, I took a quiz on Facebook, which I never do, and found out I am a formidable opponent in battle. Don’t fight me, or I’ll splode your things.

Which Dinosaur/Weapon Would I Ride/Carry into Battle?

A Pterodactyl, Carrying Molotov Cocktails

Youre fukkin flying and sploding things. This is the smartest of the combos; congrats! You are brilliant in many fields, such as biology, art, and biological illustration. You are probably easy as stealing green tomatoes and have a heart of tempered steel, lube, and cotton candy. You love babies and lying.

You're fukkin flying and sploding things. This is the smartest of the combos; congrats! You are brilliant in many fields, such as biology, art, and biological illustration. You are probably easy as stealing green tomatoes and have a heart of tempered steel, lube, and cotton candy. You love babies and lying.

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