I contribute! I am a contributor! My name appears in print on the Wall Street Journal Opinion Page Web site!
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I suggested an item for the “News You Can Use” category, and I guess I impressed them with my wit and savvy, because they included it. Next stop, Punditsville! Don’t worry. I won’t forget you when I am famous. And do take the advice of those sensible Zimbabwe doctors: Don’t get sick.